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Three beggars are begging in New York City. The first one wrote "beg" on his broken steel cup. After one day he had received ten bucks.

The second one wrote "" on his cup. After one day he had received hundreds of thousand of dollars. Someone even wanted to take him to NASDAQ.

The third one wrote "eBeg" on his cup. Both IBM and HP sent vice-presidents to talk to him about a strategic alliance and offered him free hardware and professional consulting. Larry Ellison claimed on CNBC that eBeg uses 95% Oracle technology. i2 announced begTradeMatrix, a b2b industry portal to offer supply chain integration in the beggar market. Cisco just announced that virtually all eBeg traffic runs over their equipment.

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