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Amal and Juan Separated at birth (G)


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
"Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."




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