6 reasons for NOT being a penis

6 reasons for NOT being a penis (R)

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6. You live surrounded by nuts
5. You have a head with no brains
4. You have one eye that can't see
3. Your best friend is a pussy
2. An asshole lives behind you
1. They make you do pushups until you throw-up

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