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10 things NOT to say to a cop who pulls you over (G)
4 Wheel Drive Accident Research (G)
65 Bumper Stickers (PG)
A journey of drinks (G)
A really bad car joke (G)
Being old... (G)
Bird on the windshield (G)
Blonde Keys in the Car (G)
Blonde locked out (G)
Blonde on the freeway (G)
Blonde Overboard (G)
Broken down in NYC (G)
Caught Speeding (G)
Christian Driver (G)
Crusin' (R)
Custom Plates (PG)
Death of the Old Cow (G)
Determining if you're drunk or not (G)
Dildo hits the windshield (R)
Driving back from the pub (G)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!